So everyone in N.Z who watches Target and well, basically television would have heard of Brooke Howard Smith. Brooke is the big-mouthed, smart alec character who looks half something, half indian.....
Anyway, along with Brooke's many tv appearances, he also manages to run a trendy Auckland city bar - "The Pony Club".
Now, being an Aucklander myself, I am always back home for visits, and as it happens I went to The Pony Club just a few weeks back.
Here is the thing: Brooke has re-established the dress regulations for guys. However, he hasn't made it near impossible for then to get in - he's made it literally impossible. Don't get me wrong - I am a fan of people dressing nicely and having to make a little effort. BUT : This is what they now CANNOT even think about wearing:
No polo shirts.
No sneakers.
No T-Shirts.
No jewellry e.g any type of chain around neck.
No solo guys or guys in groups - No girls, no entry.
Can I ask Brooke: What the hell do guys wear now???
On a closing note: I personally think girls can dress just as, if not more tacky than their male counterparts - however girls attire is not even mentioned.
Oh and Brooke - who made you the "Classy one". Underneath it all your still an annoying twat who thinks he's god's gift. Good luck with the bar takings.
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